News: Since April of last year I have managed to accomplish several monumental things in my studies, but I update you now to tell you that three nights ago I had the best sleep since I last visited my aunt's house (years ago) and probably will never have another good sleep like it for years to come *nods sagely*.

--12 March 2017 --

Quote: I really dislike how glasses slide down your nose impetuously when you're glaring down at your unfinished work. -Me

The Fellowship

September 19, 2011

"Beware the Rat!!!" by Squeaks

Aharr matey!! It's international talk-like-a-pirate day!! And arrrrr, I feel a poem brewing. Actually, it brewed itself already. It has little to do with rats...unless, of course, you're a pirate who has one for a pet, or you like to eat them...or stare at them. REAAD on for more deeetaaaillllssssss ARrrrrR!!!!!

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Beware the Rat
by Squeaks
19 September, 2011

When the cat is out,
The mice will play!
Beware the rat
On Boggles day!

It slithers out of its hiding place
And wraps you in a warm embrace.
Beware the rat!

It licks you with it's tongue, so soft,
While Arf, your dog, steals your squash.
Beware the rat!

But when it tries to kiss your nose,
Stand Back!
Or else you'll lose your toes!
Beware the rat!

It's bite is painful, I attest.
It does not lead to happiness,
Nor does it lead to pain and strife,
But rather to a normal life.


Signed with a hook,



  1. *puts on an un-pirate-like fedora and sails the eight seas (because this Sadaar discovered another that everyone else overlooked)*

    LOL, my word verification reads, "piratly". Wow. XD

  2. I left you an award on my blog.

  3. Whoa! I almost lost my toes!!

    Very well makes it so much better when there is comedy added.


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